Jay: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors Amazon.com: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back : Movies & TV I'm the pie fucker. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. Wow! Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Jay: Reg Hartner: The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. edit crew name : nOmArch. Daphne: Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Jay: In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Don't change the subject. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Matt Damon: Jay: Jay: Jay: This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Tell him, Steve-Dave. Thank you again and enjoy the show. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? I'm a teen idol, dammit! There are no more lines. The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. We're going to Hollywood! At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] Chrissy: Jay: YO! But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Jay: And for one more record, he does love the cock. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Okay. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. It was just a tranquilizer. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Fred: Then taste it. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Ethical Leadership and Decision Making in Education Applying [at Brodie's Secret Stash] [Jay nods. Jason Biggs: You know what? Sure, I do. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. What've I been telling you? Jay: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Chrissy: Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. nOmArch - Fanedit.org [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Jay: Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Whillenholly: [exasperated] Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Jason Mewes Interview: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 20th Anniversary Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Catchy, ain't it? James Van Der Beek: And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Damn. [to infant Jay] You're like a child. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. Chaka's Production Assistant: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Fred: You're doubling me, obviously. [screams] Sissy: Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Willenholly: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Banky: Chaka: During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Holden: It's never "Hey! I know it's in there! The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. 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What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Shannen Doherty: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net Oh Jesus, again Ben? Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? It's either this or jail. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Fuck them up their stupid asses. Oh, you like that, MULE. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? That's right. Nothing. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Justice: Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Jay: Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. 2hr. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Whillenholly: Oh, you're the executive producer. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Say, what's all this talk about farting? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Tropedia | Fandom [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. 1 You actually watch that show? Jay: Jay: Well! Jay: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Yeah, for Joey, man. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Jay: Get that shit the fuck out of here. Jason Biggs: You gotta do the safe picture. Whillenholly: Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? I thought that was a 10-82. Duck, pie fucker! Now how do *you* like *them apples*? This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Jay's Mother: Hooker #2: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? The monkey will spank us! By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Banky: You've got the wrong guys! Whillenholly: Brenda? Jay's Mother: It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Jay: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. It's really a fucking drag. Reco'nize. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. A day. Come on, Silent Bob. So? new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Jay: Randal Graves: Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Whillenholly: Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! She is too fine. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Especially you. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! [to Silent Bob] James Van Der Beek: [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Teen #2: [Looks down] Opening text: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. James Van Der Beek: Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. So your in this for the pussy right? Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Jay: Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Jason Biggs: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Just stand there, and react. Jay: Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Okay, you two. James Van Der Beek: Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Hooper: Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. / We smoke the blunts. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: A monkey? I AM THE C.L.I.T. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? You should be. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. [to Jay] All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Chaka: [about "Dawson's Creek"] Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Hooker Scene - YouTube Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Kevin Smith - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (script) | Genius Ben Affleck: Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Alyssa Jones: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Get the fuck off her. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. View Askewniverse - Wikipedia Free shipping for many products! Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb Here's your coffee sir. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. You went to film school didn't you? She doesn't want to go back to the lab. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Devil Jay 2: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Watch Free on Pluto TV United States Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com Oh, now you're the director. No, you the man, and that's the problem. He LOVES the cock. Wes Craven: So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. The identity of the killer in Scream (1996) is foreshadowed in the [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Have you seen them roaming around? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Earth II Wiki | Fandom Jay: And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Or House Party 3. In prison, he'll be the pie. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Free shipping for many products! Oh yeah, nice parenting. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Don't be so suburban. Passerby: I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. That would never work as a movie. He's got a great sense of humor. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. You want some of this? What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. I can't belive this shit. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. He said he'd fuck a sheep! More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Brent: Goals Steal Jewels. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Oh, all right. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Silent Bob: Miramax Security Guard Gordon: The Market research says that people love monkeys. Jay: [after asked to get a new clean latte] 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. When, Lord when? Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] - amazon.com That shit is the mad notes. In a Deleted Scene: Since when did they start charging for the bus? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube But it was better than "Mallrats". The C.L.I.T. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Jay: Whillenholly: Action, Gus or what? The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit Sissy: Chaka: Ben Affleck: Steve Kmetko: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. James Van Der Beek: Jay: While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Ben Affleck: There's females present. The Untold Truth Of Jay And Silent Bob - Looper.com Jay : What buzz? Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Walt "Fanboy" Grover: [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? Jay: Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. And you know what they do to you in jail. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. There are no inadequacies. I didn't think so. Hey. Whillenholly: Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. For likeness rights? Where we taking it from, Gus? I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. The honeymoon's over. Brodie Bruce | Kevin Smith Wiki | Fandom Go to hell! You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?